Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How to cheat during exam ?

How to cheat during exam ?

this is REALLY fun.

1.using the morse code.

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Morse code is a type of character encoding that transmits telegraphic information using rhythm. Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". The speed of Morse code is measured in words per minute (WPM) or characters per minute, while fixed-length data forms of telecommunication transmission are usually measured in baud or bps.(from wikipedia)

you can use it by tapping the table or hit the ground.Use it when you think there are noise outside or inside the class.Then your teacher won't notice it easily.

or
Foot Signal Method

This one is recommended for multiple choice tests featuring letters or numbers.

Find a smarter classmate who will let you cheat from him/her. Agree some foot signals beforehand e.g.:
  • One quiet step of a foot means A or 1.
  • Two steps means B or 2.
  • Tapping your feet using your toes means by 10, and tapping your feet using your sides means by 5


2.
Pencil method(easeist method



This method works well, especially if you are seated were no one is behind you. Bring a mechanical pencil to school with you the day before the test, so it is not too obvious you are cheating.Write some notes on a gum wrapper, or small piece of paper. Roll it inside the pencil, where the lead would go. Bring the mechanical pencil to the testing class with you, but make sure there is only half a piece of lead in the pencil. Do all the questions you know first, then, make it obvious that you have run out of lead. Open your box of lead, take one out, then open your pencil. Hide the pencil in your desk, look at the notes, then close the pencil. when you are done with the notes, and test, roll some chewed up gum in the wrapper and throw the evidence away.

3.The common one
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Passing paper notes , or maybe throwing.
But this one a little .... Out larr.
Cause teacher will notice it easily.
Unless you teacher is really blurrrrr.

4.Copy the notes.
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This is easy. but please be aware that the teacher is around.
So while you're looking the answers , look around too!
if not ,
maybe next second your teacher is standing beside you.

or

you can asks your teacher for permission to the washroom.
Read it there !


5.The " My neck is longg ! i believe i can see " method.
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According to my obsevations ,
this doesn't really works.
Unless you got a partner , keep on talking to the teacher , and the one sitting in front of you is your friend.

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