"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb
"After dark all cats are leopards." - Native American Proverb
"One must love a cat on its own terms."- Paul Gray
Happy owner, happy cat. Indifferent owner, reclusive cat. - Chinese Proverb
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial proverb
Q: Why did the cats sell their homes?
A: The neighborhood had gone to the dogs.
"An old cat will not learn how to dance." - Moroccan Proverb
Q: Why couldn't the cat go to the fancy party?
A: Her fur coat was at the cleaners.
Q: What kind of baths do cats like best?
A: Milk baths.
Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks?
A: A magic kit.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays. - English Proverb
Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat and a canary?
A: A cat that isn't hungry any more.
Q: How do you get milk from a cat?
A: Steal its saucer.
Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?
A: A purr-snatcher.
"Happy is the home with at least one cat" - Italian Proverb
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.
Q: What is a cat's favourite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor
Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs.
Ooooooooookay.That's all for today.
i shall end my post with a SUPER DOOPLE CUTE cat.
muhahahaha.
why?
you thought i will be perasan and upload my own picture?
you 're so wrong.
Ta-da
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There you are !
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